Andrew Phillips

Rat-like Internet troll


“I can’t judge Andy too harshly, though. I think my expectations were simply too high when I Embraced him. He’s certainly doing better than Dahlia-Fleur.”
Rocco Agnello

“I saw Arzilla the other night when I went to visit Sundown. Are Andy and her still a thing?”
“I think that was just a rumor, Rocco. Blown out of proportion from the hazing they put him through. No one wants to be intimate with a Sewer Rat.”
“Thank you for easing a poor sire’s mind. I hope they’re only rumors.”

Rocco Agnello to Coco Duquette

“El-Oh-El. Fuckin’ noob.”
—Andrew Philip



A fat, grotesque creature that looks more rat than man. Andrew Phillip was Embraced by Rocco Agnello to keep up with burgeoning technology. Instead, Andy spends most of his time playing video games, looking up pornography, trolling people online, and reading and commenting on conspiracy theories. Sire and childe are on amicable enough terms, but Rocco is notably disappointed that his childe is in no way, shape, or form the technological mastermind he originally envisaged for the embrace.


  • Unknown sire
    • Caitlin Meadows (e. mid 19th century)
      • Rocco Agnello (e. late 19th century)
        • Dahlia-Fleur (e. mid 20th century)
        • Andrew Philip (e. early 21st century)
      • June (e. late 20th century)
      • Cleo (e. late 20th century)

Childe of Rocco Agnello (e. late 19th century) Andrew’s sire is a respected Hound to Sheriff Donovan.

Childe of Caitlin Meadows (e. mid 19th century) Andrew’s grandsire was formerly the city’s Scourge. In recent months she appears to have gone rogue.

• Further lineage unknown


Dahlia-Fleur (e. mid 20th century) An unfaithful pastor’s wife Embraced by Rocco against her will, Dahlia responded by joining the Circle of the Crone and is an equally great disappointment to their sire in her own way.


• None known

Andrew Phillips

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